Tom Brady married Gisele Bundchen last night at the St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica. The ceremony began around dusk.  There’s no word on any celebrity guests, but “Us Weekly” says that Tom’s one-and-a-half-year-old son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan was there. So were Gisele’s three dogs, who wore floral lace collars custom made to match her form-fitting, strapless Dolce & Gabbana dress. Tom and Gisele have been dating since 2006.  He’s 31, she’s 28. This is all according to “Us Weekly”, by the way.  Last we heard, nobody was officially confirming that Tom and Gisele actually got married.

The Kate Hudson/Owen Wilson thing really is back on.  They spent last weekend taking bike rides and dining out in Paris, then spent the next several days traveling along the French coastline. Owen had to be back in Paris by Wednesday evening, to hook up with Jennifer Aniston for the premiere of “Marley & Moi”. That’s what it’s called over there, ha!

Aubrey O’Day doesn’t need Danity Kane, she doesn’t even need Playboy.  It looks like Miss O’Day is in talks with Steve Rifkind at SRC/Universal to sign up for her long-awaited much-discussed solo career. Rifkind even asked O’Day to go into the studio to work with Akon. Looks like this just might be her break. Suck on that one Puff Diddly Pooh!

Remember John Graziano, the young man who was left in a vegetative state when he rode shotgun during Nick Hogan’s crash back in 2007? Well, Graziano’s father, Edward, was arrested yesterday for attempting to hire a hitman to kill his estranged wife, Debra. Right after the accident, Edward and Debra tried to put on a united front, but their marriage was already in a pretty bad state. Police say Graziano held multiple meetings with an undercover cop posing as a go-between to a hitman.  He paid the guy $1,100 in cash, another $1,100 in a personal check plus a $13 gift card to a place called Westshore Pizza. Thank goodness for that one, right? Police say he wanted his wife’s murder to look like a car accident. How ironic, yes? Debra’s lawyer released a statement yesterday, saying, “She is saddened by all of this.  She can’t believe so much tragedy can strike one family.  Her main purpose is concentrating on John getting better.”

Whitney Houston is reportedly going public with her support of Rihanna, urging her not to reconcile with Chris Brown.  Whitney, who ended her turbulent marriage to Bobby Brown in 2007, is advising the 21-year-old to end the relationship for good. “Don’t make the same mistakes I did. Whenever you let your heart rule your head, you are bound to run into trouble,” Whitney said. She and Bobby split in 2006 and endured a messy divorce and custody battle over their teenage daughter Bobbi Kristina. Bobby was subsequently forced to deny rumors of domestic abuse within their relationship, insisting that although the former couple was prone to heated arguments, their fights never turned physical. If anyone is in a position to offer advice to Rihanna, it’s Whitney.

The “New York Daily News” claims that Chris Brown is taking anger management classes. A source says, “Chris doesn’t actually have to go by law, but he believes it will make him look better to the public, and he wants to try to get in a few classes before his arraignment next Thursday.” That date might change, by the way.  A spokeswoman for the L.A. district attorney’s office says police haven’t even finished their investigation yet, so the arraignment could be pushed back. But the source also claims that Rihanna could use some classes, too, “It didn’t help that Rihanna grabbed the keys out of his rented Lamborghini and threw them down the street.  She knew it would really infuriate Chris, and it worked.” Along those same lines, “Life & Style” magazine says that if Rihanna testifies against Chris in court, he’s going to claim self-defense. Another source says, “He’s saying she threw a phone at him, then hit him in the head and basically just lost it.  He’s saying she attacked him.”  One last quick, most likely bogus note. The “Star” and the “National Enquirer” say that there’s a reason why Rihanna went so psycho when Chris got a text message from another woman. And that reason was she thought she was pregnant with Chris’ baby. Anyone buying that one?

In other Chris Brown news, he is in a movie called “Bone Deep”, which is scheduled to hit theaters next January.  But because of Chris’ “incident” with Rihanna, the producers have been forced to change their marketing plans. Originally, Chris and T.I. were going to feature prominently in the ad campaign, in order to attract an urban audience. The movie also stars Matt Dillon, Hayden Christensen and Paul Walker. But now, Chris is being “erased” from the movie’s marketing materials including the poster, trailer and TV commercials.  T.I. will now be the lone face of the movie’s urban marketing plan. Good choice, keep promoting T.I., who’s going to prison on weapons charges, is the more viable marketing strategy.

Britney Spears’ ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, turned himself in and pleaded not guilty yesterday to the charges he racked up when he ran a process server down with his car. Adnan is facing three felony charges:  Assault with a deadly weapon, battery and hit-and-run. That’s just part of Britney’s week.  Her dad, Jamie Spears, has been trying to extend her current restraining order against former manager Sam Lutfi and Adnan along with their attorney, John Eardley. Especially after finding out that Sam had given Brit a pre-paid cellphone to chat with her secretly. But there is good news for the Spears family. A judge has now extended the restraining orders against them until the next hearing on April 1st. The Los Angeles Superior Court Judge has issued the extension in order to hear a few more testimonies in the case. Poppa Spears’ attorneys has offered up more witness to prove Sam and his followers were trying to break up the conservatorship. Those going to court in defense of Brit include her hairdresser, a security guard, and of course her dad.

“Dancing with the Stars” already has its first injured contestant of the season and the competition hasn’t even started yet. Yesterday, Jewel posted a message on her blog announcing that her knees have been taking a lot of wear-and-tear during the “Dancing” rehearsals.  And it’s even gotten to the point where she had to shut it down and go to a doctor. She wrote, “Well, I feel kinda bummed today.  I guess I really over did it on the rehearsal front!  My knees have been hurting so badly that I finally broke down and talked to Ty Murray’s knee doctor yesterday. Ty is her husband and also a contestant this season. “He said I have tendonitis in my knees and that I have to start a course of medicine to try and bring the swelling down.  Ty warned me I was over doing it, and now he got a big ol’ ‘I told you so’ in. The worst part is that I can’t rehearse for the next couple days.  Now I’m just worried I won’t even be able to dance! Hopefully these steroids will really do the trick and I can keep bad flare ups at bay in the future.” Later yesterday, she released another statement that sounded more optimistic.  She said, “Yes it is true, I’ve had a minor setback in my training for ‘Dancing with the Stars’.  But I am dedicated to getting better don’t count me out as I am in this for the long run.” The show premiers on Monday, March 9th so if they have to give her the boot, they better hustle on finding a new celebrity to replace Jewel.

After watching this video, you will understand how easy it is to make a sexy picture out of ANYTHING. This is a 3 minute video of a woman’s photo being “fixed” with photoshop. Check out the amazing difference between the photo you START with, and the one you END with.

WARNING: there is some “cheeky” part-nudity involved, so view at your own discretion.

Adobe Photoshop From Fat Woman To Thin Woman – video powered by Metacafe

Britney Spears’ first major tour in five years “The Circus Starring Britney Spears” kicks off next Tuesday in New Orleans.  If you have tickets for a show, it’s now sounding like you have a lot more than lip-synching to look forward to. Professional magician Ed Alonzo (who you may remember as Max, the diner owner, from “Saved By the Bell”) will be a big part of Britney’s tour.  In fact, Ed and Britney will engage in some onstage magic acts during the show. Ed tells E! Online that Britney will serve as his assistant, “Right away, Britney got into the boxes and into the magic contraptions to learn the stuff, and she’s so excited about this tour and all the elements that are in it. We’re going to be doing the classics of magic but a little high-tech.  We’ll be doing a little dissection, transposition, a vanish, an appearance and if I do a trick, she doesn’t just hold the props, she’s actually getting inside the big boxes or I am slicing her up.” He adds, “I made the tricks really easy for her, but there are some complicated things that she is doing that you would think a contortionist would have to do, or a trained magician’s assistant. But because she’s a dancer, it really makes sense to put her in the magic and it works and she’s really, really good at it.  Some of it’s pretty scary, but she gets right in there with no reservations.”

The “National Enquirer” claims that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are secretly engaged.  Supposedly, he popped the question in Japan last month, and they’re getting married sometime next year.

Audrina Patridge from “The Hills” was robbed Sunday night. In a post on her blog Monday, Audrina said she arrived home late the previous night to discover that her house had been robbed. There’s no word what was taken.  She said, “Most of the items are replaceable, but they took off with a few very sentimental things, too.” But Audrina’s home security system got video of the thieves, a young guy and girl, making off with two bags full of her stuff.  And she posted the video on her blog.  It looks a little suspect to me.

“Us Weekly” claims that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have split up.  A source says, “The relationship had run its course.  It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.” Megan and Brian got together in 2004, and got engaged in 2006. Meanwhile, a friend of Brian’s who supposedly confirmed the split blames it on the fact that Megan thinks she’s too good for Brian now that she’s the bigger star. He says, “The Megan you see now isn’t the Megan that got together with Brian.  She was just a kid then.  Look at her now.” Everybody started wondering if Brian had had enough of Megan’s success last month at the Golden Globes, when Megan walked the red carpet alone, and said Brian didn’t want to be her date because of some kind of male ego thing. 

If you’re a female “Twilight” fan this might upset you:  Robert Pattinson was allegedly seen messing around with Paris Hilton the other night. Sources say they were, “cozied up in a corner together” and being “very flirtatious” at an Oscar after-party Sunday night.  Her ex-boyfriend, Benji Madden, even tried to approach her, and she blew him off.

Arkansas police seized “nearly 500 pounds” of marijuana from Fabolous’ tour bus. According to the report, the bus was heading from Phoenix to Boston when it was stopped by police.  Fabolous was not on the bus and it’s a little unclear as to whether or not he was in another vehicle taking the trip alongside the bus. Two people aboard the bus were arrested and both of them pointed the finger at Fabolous.  They claimed it was his weed and that he’d loaded it into the locked compartment it was found in, along with $6,500 in cash. Both men were charged with possession.

Beyoncé wants to see if you got what she’s got.  She just announced a pretty cool contest that gets you paid!  She wants fans to submit video of themselves doing the “Single Ladies” routine. You can’t add any of your own choreography.  You must mirror the official dance that B and her dancers do in the original video. Beyonce will pick a winner and their video will be shown during her upcoming world tour.  The winner gets paid $2,500! Don’t take too long to practice, the contest ends Friday, March 6th. Good luck!  For more information, including all the contest rules, click here! Be creative! What do you have to lose? Maybe you shouldn’t dance like this, although Justin Timberlake has some nice thighs…hee hee!

According to the “New York Daily News,” Chris Brown is doing everything he can to get Rihanna back. She had a private, low-key 21st birthday party in Los Angeles on Friday night.  Chris wasn’t invited, obviously, but he did call to wish her a happy birthday. A source says, “He’s absolutely trying to get back into her good graces.  He knows he’s very much in the doghouse right now, and is doing everything he can to show her how sorry he is.” The source added, “Rihanna so wanted Chris with her on her big day, but obviously realizes why they can’t be together right now. But it’s becoming more and more clear that she can’t be without him.” Chris has also sent Rihanna a diamond bracelet and necklace and an iPod Touch.  And Chris’ mother sent Rihanna flowers. Meanwhile, the “National Enquirer” says that Rihanna has already basically taken Chris back.  They just haven’t been able to get together, for obvious reasons. A source says, “Everyone is advising Rihanna to stay away from Chris and concentrate on her career.  But she won’t listen.  She’s been talking to Chris on the phone, and she’s made it clear she doesn’t want their romance to end. Both she and Chris are feeling extremely low.  Each one feels the fight was their fault.” Oh boy…

Paris Hilton’s little sister Nicky got shoved to the ground by a 50-year-old homeless guy outside an IHOP in West Hollywood yesterday morning at 5:00 A.M. After Nicky got shoved, she made a citizen’s arrest on the guy. A cop happened to be on a coffee break at that very same IHOP, so he was quick to help out.  The homeless man was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charge. A police spokesman says, “Hilton is okay, but she was desirous of prosecution.  She said, ‘I am placing you under citizen’s arrest!’”

N.O.R.E. was arrested early Sunday morning after a vague and bizarre incident at a Fatburger fast food restaurant in South Beach, Florida. Here’s what we know:  Police say N.O.R.E. started yelling at another guy in the restaurant. N.O.R.E. then threw a tantrum allegedly grabbing a bouquet of flowers, ripping it up, and throwing a cup full of a, “yellow liquid” at the customer. Mustard? I hope? Then, it got rough.  A police spokesperson tells MTV News that N.O.R.E. allegedly punched the other customer three times.  During the beating, he reportedly yelled at the man, “Do you know who I am?” When the cops arrived at the restaurant, they arrested N.O.R.E. and the three men he was with and charged N.O.R.E. with misdemeanor battery and disorderly conduct. He was taken to and later released.

beyoncé IS HOLDING A “SINGLE LADIES” DANCE CONTEST:

Can you really GET DOWN to beyoncé’s hit, “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”??? If so, Beyoncé has just announced a contest that you should know about.

–Here’s the deal: Fans can submit video of themselves dancing along to her “Single Ladies” routine. The winner will take home $2,500 . . . and their video will be shown during her upcoming world tour.

–There is one catch: You can’t add ANY of your own choreography. Your performance must mirror the official dance that Beyoncé and her dancers do in the original video. (–You can check out that video, HERE. . .)

(–Get some tips by watching this”Saturday Night Live” sketch, where Beyoncé parodied the video with JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. Here’s that video . . .)

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/single-ladies-parody-live-saturday-night-live/1601190584

–The contest runs from now through NEXT Friday, March 6th. (–For more information . . . including all the contest rules, hit up this link . . .)

http://www.beyonceonline.com/us/news/beyonc%C3%A9-announces-official-single-ladies-dance-video-contest

I don’t know about you- but I’m tired of this cold weather! I’ve been heading to the Tanning Salon (Hi to the ladies of HOT TANS in Virginia Beach). As sad as it may sound, the15 minutes that I’m in the tanning bed…I pretend that I am on a tropical island (Barbados) on the beach, sunning myself! Ahhh…a girl can dream, right? I may need to head there later today with the way this weather is!

 I was also a badddd girl this weekend. I ate tons of junk. I ate my most FAVORITE junk: Pizza!

But I have a good reason as to why I defaulted from the healthy eating habits. Joe and I tore up our old carpet, flooring etc. so that we could install LAMINATE this weekend! We picked out a pretty cherry colored flooring…but we decided to save $$ by installing it ourselves. That may have been a mistake. Joe is doing a wonderful job of putting it together, but it’s taking a REALLY long time! He worked his butt off yesterday. I have pics from the demo night (Friday) and I’ll be taking some more pics while we work tomorrow. I will post them on here soon. Our house is a total disaster right now…we have all sorts of random objects in the kitchen, so healthy eating wasn’t really an option. That’s my excuse anyway. Have a good Monday…more to come soon!