Posted by EontheZ on November 30, 2009
By now, you’ve probably heard at least something about the Tiger Woods incident that went down over the weekend. On Friday morning, just before 2:30am, Tiger pulled his Cadillac Escalade out of his driveway and ran into a fire hydrant, and then a tree. Now, initial reports claimed that Tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren, heard the commotion, ran outside and saw the accident. She saw that Tiger was trapped in the vehicle, so she grabbed a golf club and smashed out one of the SUV’s back windows in order to free him. A neighbor called 911, and when police and EMTs responded, they found Tiger lying on the road, lapsing in and out of consciousness. He had some facial lacerations and blood in his mouth. It would appear, however, that Elin’s part in this drama wasn’t quite so innocent or heroic. Some sources say that Tiger was trying to peel out of his house because he was arguing with Elin over a “National Enquirer” story that claims he cheated on her. And it was Elin who scratched up his face. Then, when he got into the Escalade and tried to leave, she grabbed the golf club and started swinging at it, busting out at least one of the windows before he could get away. One source says Tiger told a friend on the phone Friday that his wife had scratched his face during an argument over the Enquirer story. According to that friend, Tiger said, “I have to run to Zales to get a ‘Kobe Special.’” The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a “Kobe Special” was. The reply “A house on a finger.” During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had “gone ghetto” on him. If this story is not true, Tiger and Elin aren’t helping to clear things up. Police have been trying to interview Tiger since Friday, but he has refused to meet with them on three occasions. The speculation is that Tiger is dodging the police until his wounds heal because he doesn’t want them to find out it was actually Elin, and not the accident, that caused them. Because then, Elin could be charged with domestic abuse. Tiger did issue a statement. And that statement is very protective of his wife. He said, “This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again. This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false. Now, the other woman is denying she ever had an affair with Tiger. That woman’s name is Rachel Uchitel. She works as an event planner/nightclub hostess in New York City. She says, “I don’t appreciate my name or what people think of me being dragged through the mud by people who don’t even bother to research what or who they’re talking about. I totally deny the ‘Enquirer’ story. They did contact me about it, but they didn’t use any of my quotes or any of the information I gave them.”
“People” magazine had been saying that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up in the Big Fat Rumor of the Day. But they got their info from a, “source close to the actress.” Well, that “source” apparently wasn’t as close to Reese as “People” thought it was. Both of their reps say it’s not true, and Reese and Jake are still together.
David Hasselhoff was allegedly taken by ambulance from his home to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after suffering an alcohol-induced seizure. I say “allegedly”, because we don’t actually know if David was taken by ambulance from his home to Cedars-Sinai. All we do know is that somebody was taken from David’s home by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai. But nobody’s saying who the patient was. Some websites are claiming that David was on a several-day drinking binge, and he suffered a seizure just before noon on Friday. One of his teenage daughters called 911, and the paramedics came and took him away. Another source claims that both of David’s daughters and their mom, Pamela Bach, were at the hospital on Friday. But they claimed David wasn’t there. There’s no word what they were doing at the hospital, if not visiting David. David may be under one of those 5150 psychiatric holds where they can keep you for up to 72 hours if they think you’re a danger to yourself or others. But David’s lawyer says, “David’s at home. He’s fine. I’m not sure where that information is coming from.” And in ever more bad news for the Hoff clan, Pamela Bach got a DUI Saturday night on the 101 Freeway in L.A. Police gave her two breathalyzer tests. She blew a .13 and a .14. That’s well over the legal limit of .08. Bach also got a DUI in March.
“20/20″ got Rihanna and now they have Chris Brown. He already sat down with Robin Roberts for an interview that will air on Friday, December 11th on ABC. In a complete coincidence, Chris’ new album, “Graffiti” hits stores on Tuesday, December 8th. I’m sure he’ll have all kinds of new things to say.




