If you’re a fan of South Park and/or intrigued by Scientology you MUST read!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/24/church-of-scientology-investigate-south-park_n_1027538.html

This is a pretty wild for the Big Fat Rumor of the Day, but you never know. There’s talk that Ashton Kutcher is the father of January Jones’ newborn baby. January plays Betty Draper on “Mad Men”. She gave birth to her son Xander Dane Jones in September and never revealed the father’s identity. She didn’t even put his name on the kid’s birth certificate. She and Ashton dated from 1998 to 2001. It started with a “blind item” on a website appropriately called BlindGossip.com. They said, “This married actor had a one-night stand with one of his exes, who is an actress in an acclaimed television show. She wound up pregnant. The actor’s wife found out about the baby, and, to no one’s surprise, went completely ballistic. Both the actor and his wife tried every tactic (money, lawyers, threats to ruin her career) to convince the ex to terminate the pregnancy.” Do you think it’s possible?
 

Jennifer Lopez broke down on stage while talking about love on Saturday night. She was performing at Mohegan Sun’s 15th anniversary celebration in Connecticut, and after singing an acoustic version of her song “If You Had My Love”, she became emotional discussing her past. She said, “I’m going to sing you the last song I wrote about love. A lot has changed since then.” Jennifer then performed “Until It Beats No More”, while dancers re-enacted scenes with lookalikes from her past – including exes Puff Diddly Pooh, Cris Judd and Ben Affleck and a recreation of the dance she performed with Marc Anthony on “American Idol” which happened just weeks before they announced their split. Afterwards, Jennifer said, “I took a trip down memory lane.” But then when a picture of her three-year-old twins Max and Emme flashed up on screen, Jennifer happily added, “There’s love – and then there’s love.”

In today’s Hot Couple Alert, it’s on-screen superhero couple Hal Jordan and Carol Ferris from “Green Lantern” are hooking up in real life. Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively were spotted leaving Ryan’s Boston apartment yesterday morning. A source says, “They’re seeing each other casually. Now they’re both single and trying it out.” They also celebrated Ryan’s 35th birthday in Manhattan Thursday night with Sandra Bullock.

Lea Michele threw a fit on the set of “Glee”. Supposedly, she didn’t want to take part in a scene featuring a food fight because it involved meatballs, and she’s vegan. An insider says, “Everyone was supposed to throw spaghetti with meatballs, salad, and other assorted foods at each other. Lea pitched a fit, wanting no part of it. The thought of being hit by meatballs grossed her out, so she was adamant that absolutely none be thrown her way!” So, the producers asked the cast to only throw salad at Lea.

Happy Halloween!! Check out this awesome light show set to LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem” 

This is pretty awesome! I don’t know how people have the patience, let alone talent, to make this happen! You’ve got my respect!!

Giuliana Rancic is recovering at home after undergoing a double lumpectomy for breast cancer. Her surgery was performed Tuesday. She had cancerous lumps removed from both breasts, along with several lymph nodes. Her husband Bill Rancic was on the “Today” show with Ann Curry sharing the success from the surgery.

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have only been married about two months and “Life & Style” magazine already has them breaking up. A source says they’re basically leading separate lives, “Kim’s mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn’t a part of it. Any itineraries for the future don’t include Kris very much. That’s not a good sign.” Meanwhile, the “Star” tabloid claims Kim has already visited a divorce lawyer. A source says, “Kris doesn’t show up for Kim. He’s breaking her heart.” And Kris was photographed yesterday moving boxes out of the New York City hotel he and Kim have been staying in. He wasn’t wearing his wedding ring.

How perfect would this be: Pee Wee Herman says he hopes to compete on the next season of “Dancing With the Stars”. Maybe you have seen him in the audience a lot this season, it’s because he’s friends with David Arquette and Courteney Cox so he’s been there to support David. He says, “I hope to be dancing myself next season! That’s why I’m there all the time, to get my face up there. Trying to butter up the producers and everything. Jury’s out, I haven’t heard yet.”

This seems low even for a supermarket tabloid, but I’ll run with it. Today’s Hot Couple Alert belongs to the children. Angelina Jolie and Gwen Stefani recently hooked their kids up for some play dates and now “In Touch Weekly” claims that Angie’s daughter Shiloh has a crush on Gwen’s son Kingston. “They love playing the same games, watching the same movies and even dressing up in the same silly costumes. It’s a very special bond.” The kids travel a lot with their parents, but they’ve found a way to keep in touch even when they’re in different cities:  They Skype. Just like the big kids do. In case you were wondering, these kids are FIVE years old! Ha!

Ellen recently sent out one of her writers through a scary maze at Universal Studios in Hollywood. This. Is. HILARIOUS!

Lindsay Lohan was handcuffed and led out of court yesterday, after Judge Stephanie Sautner finally got hardcore with her and revoked her probation. She was immediately released on $100,000 bail, and she’s due back in court November 2nd. At that point, they’ll officially determine if she’d violated her probation and what new punishments she’ll face, if any. Obviously, jail time is a possibility. But if that happens, it could just be another situation where they check her in, then check her right back out because of prison overcrowding. Ahead of yesterday’s hearing, the probation department gave Lindsay a glowing review which Judge Sautner basically said was B.S. She was mostly concerned with Lindsay being booted from that women’s shelter for missing nine scheduled appointments. And she refused to accept Lindsay being reassigned to the Red Cross. She said, “No one has the power to change my sentence. Not the volunteer center and not probation. She is not getting credit for any time at the American Red Cross.” Here’s something that really got under the judge’s skin: The probation report stated that Lindsay didn’t like working at the women’s shelter because it wasn’t “fulfilling” for her. Judge Sautner said, “Is that what a sentence is about? Is it supposed to fulfill the defendant, or is it supposed to be rehabilitative and / or punitive?” Then she dropped one other bomb on Lindsay: Until her November 2nd hearing, Lindsay must work a minimum of two days a week at the L.A. County Morgue for a minimum of eight hours a day. Lindsay will do janitorial work at the morgue, like emptying trash, vacuuming and cleaning toilets. She might see corpses, but a police spokesman says, “She will not be touching, handling or processing any dead people.” Oh and here’s one last jab from Judge Sautner to Lindsay’s attorney, “She is supposed to be an actress from what I hear. I don’t know how much acting work she’s done or is doing.”
 

 
The honor of Hot Couple Alert today belongs to Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt were spotted making out in New York City last month. A source says, “They were kissing. They were very lovey. They first met about a film they wanted to do together, but it’s gone beyond that now.”
 

 
NBC has yet to officially announce the next cast of “Celebrity Apprentice”, but apparently that’s not necessary, because the cast was “outed” after they were spotted in New York City, doing some sort of sandwich-making task. So, here’s the cast:
Adam Carolla, Clay Aiken, magician Penn Jillette, comedienne Lisa Lampanelli, Aubrey O’Day, the dad from “American Chopper” Paul Teutul, Sr, racecar driver Marco Andretti, model Patricia Velásquez, and former Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza. Wait, there’s more. Also appearing this season will be “Wayne’s World” actress Tia Carrere, Debbie Gibson, Twisted Sister singer Dee Snider, George Takei (that’s Mr. Sulu from “Star Trek”, the former “Incredible Hulk” star Lou Ferrigno (who Shaggy says will show up AS the Incredible Hulk), Cheryl Tiegs and finally, the most important, exciting celebrity to ever to do “Celebrity Apprentice”: Arsenioooooo Haaaaaall. I’ll never watch.

This is Justin Timberlake rapping on a song called “Role Model” with a group called FreeSol on his record lable. WARNING: It is UNCENSORED with naughty words and stuff!

Rihanna – “We Found Love” – watch it HERE

Soulja Boy was arrested for marijuana possession early Tuesday morning during a routine traffic stop in Temple, Georgia. Soulja Boy was with four other men at the time, three bodyguards and a driver. According to reports, the vehicle was pulled over because a light was out, and the cops searched it after smelling a “strong odor” of marijuana. That’s when they discovered a “substantial amount” of pot, guns, cash, and a puppy. The puppy was not charged as an accomplice and was released to a family member. There’s no word on the puppy’s name or breed. All five men were hit with three felony charges: Possession of marijuana, possession of marijuana with intent to distribute and possession of a firearm during the commission of a crime. Some of the weed and one of the guns was supposedly found in a suitcase, which belonged to Soulja Boy. TMZ claims there was “roughly $70,000 worth of cash and drugs in the car” but the authorities have disputed that, although they wouldn’t reveal the exact amount.

A deal to sell the Philadelphia 76ers to a group that includes Will Smith has been completed. He and wife Jada Pinkett Smith has invested as minority shareholders. They join the Sixers in a capacity similar to Jay-Z’s role with the New Jersey Nets. They aren’t the only rapper/owners, Nelly has part ownership in the Charlotte Bobcats and Usher is in with the Cleveland Cavaliers. The 76ers were valued this year by Forbes at $330 million, 17th in the NBA.

Believe it or not, President Obama’s daughters, 10-year-old Sasha and 13-year-old Malia watch “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” on Sunday nights. But Michelle says she only lets them on the condition that they learn the right lessons from it. “I’m more concerned with how they take it in, what did you learn when you watched that. And if they’re learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I’m like, okay.” We should probably note that the president himself isn’t a fan.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was kicked out of an Apple Store in a Las Vegas mall over the weekend. He attempted to bypass a line to purchase an iPhone 4S. When customers complained, management investigated and he was asked to leave.

“Dancing With the Stars” pro dancer Karina Smirnoff confirmed last night that she and Detroit Tigers pitcher Brad Penny postponed their wedding because of work commitments. She said, “It’s just this season is going so well for me and J.R. (Martinez, her celebrity dance partner) and I want to be able to concentrate 100% here. And at the same time, concentrate on planning the wedding. So together, it’s just impossible. And Brad’s been gone for two months playing in Detroit, he’s just coming back tonight. So it’s all good. We’re just going to do it a little later.” You can watch that interview HERE.

Last night on “Dancing With the Stars” it was down to Hope Solo and Maksin Chmerkovskiy or Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya. Finally, they sent home someone who hadn’t been a contender for the finals. Carson and his colorful costumes went home, ironically the week before Broadway week! Too bad!

Just in case you’re on of the people who HASN’T seen it yet, here’s what happened when a news station in Bakerfield, CA tried to interview legendary singer (and sleeper) Harry Belafonte via satellite! This is hilarious!!

I hope you think he’s as cute as I do!! As big sisters Noel and Karrington would say (they’re all about the stage and show)… 

“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, introducing…Julian Michael!!!!”

The girls are really proud big sisters and love on him all the time!

This is one of my favorite outfits – too cute!

Back up to baby Schmoopie’s day of birth…August 24th…here is me and Sexy Jim waiting for our little man to arrive

And mama HAD to have some Krispy Kreme donuts after he arrived, thanks JoAnn!!

Baby Joseph, Natalia and Joe’s son, was born just five days before Julian…

Joseph and Julian’s first play date was in the hospital! Hee hee!

And here is my favorite picture in his eight weeks of life so far…dreaming of happy things!!