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Conan O’Brien is going on a nationwide tour! It’s called “The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour”. Are you DYING?!?! hahaha. Road trip anyone?! Details below…
P.S. Tias I’m GOING to one of these shows, so I’m warning you now there’s gonna be a call in sick situation. I’m just being honest.
J.Lo in Armani Prive…
SJP in Chanel Haute Couture, only she could pull that off!
Annnnnd my FAVORITE! Zoe Saldana in Givenchy Couture. Get. It. Girl.
For anyone looking for a new workout, check this out. I’ve been doing this chicks videos since last summer. They’re tough as HELL but I’ve never done anything like it. I’m just now finding out that she has NEW videos that came out in Jan. ! Below is a preview of these new videos, hahaha she’s crazy but seriously if you stick with it, WOW. I’m ordering my dvd’s Friday after I get paid lol. Later.
Tiger Woods needs to stop with the robotic apologies written by the suits and come out and say it already. Since it’s looking like he’s probably not going to do that, I’ll do it for him. Tiger Woods you are two things, you’re a phenomenal golfer, and you’re a skank. I mean that in the nicest way possible, I do. A skank, is a skank, is a skank, is a skank. You love ladies. You need more than one. Do I agree with it or think that’s cool, hell nah! But lets be honest, the I’m sorry my bad let me get my life straight b.s. apologies are cool if you had maybe one or two chicks you hooked up with. I don’t believe we ever got a final count on that football roster of chicks you had. It’s who you are, a skank. Own it. Just say it. I’m loud and have crazy Bon Jovi hair, I’ve had to come to terms with that. Some people can’t just be with one person, I know for some of you that’s hard to wrap your head around but it’s true. Tiger is one of those people. He needs different flavors, (which are usually white trash girls) even though his wife is banging. Makes no damn sense to me, but skanks never did. Get that money Elin. Later.
Catch his apology out here…http://www.cnn.com/
If you’re single and sad on Valentines Day, well that’s just stupid but I know some of you are so mama’s here to help. I’m sure your sappy I’m alone ritual consists of something like this, sleep in, eat some bad food, cry, and watch sad ass movies with your other single girlfriends and then cry yourself to sleep while holding a carton of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. How ’bout you not do that this year. Instead… how about you get up, go work out, do something for yourself like oh I don’t know go tanning, get your nails and pigs done or go shopping! Then instead of watching The Notebook, An Affair To Remember, Sleepless in Seattle and any other chick flick that’s gonna send you over the edge why don’t you Red Box something that has NOTHING to do with love. Like Terminator Salvation, 2 hot guys and ‘ish blowing up. Or how about The Gamer with the very delicious Gerard Butler who also likes to shoot guns and blow ‘ish up. District 9 is a good one too, aliens, government shenanigans, again ‘ish blowin’ up, PERFECT for Valentines Day! All I’m sayin’ is I feel ya that you’re sad that you have no man to cut up your feet in the middle of the night with his nasty toenails, but don’t sulk in that depression ok? Don’t be playing love songs that make you cry while watching The Wedding Date (terrible movie by the way). You’re better than that. Happy Valentines Day!
First of all, what in the hell happened to Eminems face? That dude has more botox then all those bitches on The Real Houswives of Orange County combined. You’re a rapper, I wanna see expression in your face. Damn. Good performance with Drake and Weezy though.
And Beyonce… we all know you’re maybe the most fierce performer EVER so how in Gods name are you gonna pick your track “Like A Boy” (which to be quiet honest I’m not sure who liked that) out of ALL the freakin’ songs you have?! I was waiting for her to like, boom, costume change and start breakin’ it down like she usually does but….alas. No Beyonce fierceness. booooo.
Last but not least, Taylor Swift. Now let me say this first, although she seems like a sweetheart of a girl, did she REALLY deserve ALBUM OF THE YEAR? Album! Of. The Year. I don’t think so. Sorry kiddos but I’m thinkin someone who wins ALBUM OF THE FREAKIN’ YEAR should at least be able to sound good live. That performance with Stevie Nicks was terrible. My sister Erin and I can harmonize better together jammin’ in the car.
That’s all. Later.
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