But they will get the job done. I’ve got to drag in my patio furniture & my husbands surf boards. Yes, plural. Boards. I think he has…5 surf boards total! He’s a total surf nut & has been surfing everyday since this past weekend because of Earl!

Be sure to be listening to us tomorrow morning for all the weather updates, delays, closings etc. We’re all getting here early so that we can get the info to you! Here’s hoping it’s not too bad tomorrow!!

Did you know there’s an online service that will print out FAKE receipts for you? What would you USE a fake receipt for? How about:

Expense reports for work

Covering up an “out of town” lie

Leaving a fake ATM receipt laying around for a money-hungry girl to see?

It’s REAL!  (well actually the site is real, the receipts are NOT)

here’s the link: www.salesreceiptstore.com

 
There is a list of celebrities who were asked to appear on “Dancing with the Stars”, but turned down the opportunity. Here’s the list of people the show couldn’t land at least, not yet:

Sylvester Stallone, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Erin Brockovich, conservative political commentator Ann Coulter, Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg, Sir Richard Branson, the founder of the Virgin empire. Kirstie Alley, who’s said she was scared to do the show, but might cave in if they ask her next time. Drew Carey, Suzanne Somers, Jamie Lee Curtis, Joel McHale from “The Soup”, and Tim Allen. There are numerous celebrities who have lobbied to be cast on the show. Sadly, there isn’t a list of those names, but a so-called source says, Melanie Griffith tries to get on every season.

As expected, Edyta Sliwinska, who recently said she was quitting so she could do other things is absent from the list. Here are this season’s pairings:

Michael Bolton and Chelsie Hightower
Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Margaret Cho and Louis Van Amstel
Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke
Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough
David Hasselhoff and Kym Johnson
Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer
Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas
Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas
Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani
“The Situation” and Karina Smirnoff
Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya

Justin Bieber performed at New York City’s Madison Square Garden on Tuesday night and the show was packed with guest appearances. Everyone was going all out because footage from this concert is going to be included in Justin’s upcoming 3-D movie, which will hit theaters in February. At the beginning of the show, Justin told the crowd, “I’ve got a lot of surprises for you tonight.” Boyz II Men joined Justin for his song, “U Smile” and then busted out their classic, “On Bended Knee”, which they dedicated to Justin’s mom. Usher was there to sing “Somebody to Love” with Justin. Miley Cyrus performed “Overboard” with him. Jaden Smith was there to rap his part of their “Karate Kid” song, “Never Say Never”. Sean Kingston came onstage for their duet “Eenie Meenie”, and Justin closed the show out with “Baby”, and yea, Ludacris was there to join him as well.

Witness says he walked in on Ashton Kutcher making out with a hot, young blonde in the bathroom of an Italian restaurant called Madeo recently.”Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall, and he was totally making out with her. I was shocked to see him sucking face with a girl who obviously wasn’t Demi.” A friend of Demi’s says this is pretty much her worst fear come true because all along, Demi was told it would never work, that he’s going to cheat. When she finds out that it happened, she’ll be devastated. Ashton hit back on Twitter yesterday “I think ‘Star’ magazine calling me a ‘cheater’ qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees.” Demi added, “Excellent point my love!” She also posted some bikini pics to prove that Ashton doesn’t need a younger girl.

Arcade Fire have teamed up with the cool dudes at Google to create an interactive video whatnot thing for their latest single ‘We Used To Wait’. Basically, you plonk your postcode into a box and the video then uses Google Street Map to personalise what appears before you in various windows by showing pictures of things near where you live.

It’s kinda cool, and I didn’t even watch it in Google’s Chrome browser, as recommended. Take that, Google! It definitely worked in Safari, and Firefox just about managed to hold it all together, as well. As a quick demonstration of the potential of HTML5 coding, it’s quite impressive. As a demonstration of how good Arcade Fire’s new songs are, though, not so much.

check it out here:

www.thewildernessdowntown.com

Paris Hilton asked to use the bathroom during her traffic stop last Friday because she wanted to hide the cocaine in her most intimate OF areas. Remember, Paris and her boyfriend were pulled over on the Las Vegas Strip because cops saw pot smoke spewing out the windows of their SUV. Paris immediately asked to use the bathroom inside the nearby Wynn Hotel. A cop went into the hotel with Paris, and as she was rummaging through her purse for lip balm, the coke literally fell out of it and into the officer’s hand. Paris claimed she’d borrowed the purse from a friend, and the coke wasn’t hers. She claimed she didn’t even know it was in there. Source says Paris only asked to use the bathroom so she could stash the blow. It’s apparently not the first time she’s had illicit substances up in there. She’s also smuggled drugs through airports by putting them in condoms and inserting them into her… well, let’s just call it nature’s carry-on. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. She thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes. Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rock star.

Bethenny Frankel has officially quit Bravo’s “Real Housewives of New York City”, and will not be a regular cast member on the upcoming fourth season. Bethenny says “Last season was scary and painful. It took all the joy out of it.” Bethenny is contractually obligated to make appearances on Season Four. Bethenny starred on her own spin-off called “Bethenny Getting Married?” in which she did get married, and gave birth to her first child. Jeresey will be back for a third season and NYC will be back for a fourth season. On October 14th, Bravo will debut their sixth “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”. The cast will include  Camille Grammer, who just filed for divorce from husband Kelsey Grammer.

Jennifer Lopez’s new song “Good Hit”… Let’s just say it may not be a hit. Maybe a  little too much autotune?

I think it’s the shoes that throw me off- big time! Who is her stylist? Oye. What do you think of them?

The ladies of Mad Men were looking gorgeous! I especially loved January Jones’ dress. Such a powerful dress! And unique!

That’s it for today! More thoughts to come later on this week…

Sometimes rumors are right on. ABC officially announced the cast of the next season of “Dancing with the Stars”, and here it is: Bristol Palin, David Hasselhoff, “The Situation” from “Jersey Shore”, former NFL Quaterback Kurt Warner, former NBA player Rick Fox, Brandy, Michael Bolton, “Dirty Dancing” actress Jennifer Grey, “Brady Bunch” mom Florence Henderson, Audrina Patridge, Comedienne Margaret Cho, Disney star Kyle Massey.

Paris Hilton was officially charged yesterday with felony cocaine possession. She could be looking at four years in prison if convicted. Remember, Paris and her boyfriend, Cy Waits, were allegedly toking in an Escalade on the Las Vegas strip. Cops saw smoke coming out of the windows and stopped them in front of the Wynn Hotel. With a crowd of about 100 people gathering around the Escalade, Paris asked to use a bathroom at the Wynn. An officer followed her into the hotel. Paris went into her purse to get some lip balm, and the coke fell right out. The cop said the coke literally fell, “from the purse and into my hand”. Paris also had rolling papers in her purse as well as half a tablet of Albuterol. Paris admitted that the Albuterol was hers, but said she had a prescription for it. As we heard yesterday, she claimed that she’d borrowed the purse from a friend, and the coke wasn’t hers. She said she saw it in the purse, but thought it was gum. Ladies, before you lend your purse out, don’t you empty the contents?

Just two weeks after Kanye West said that he wanted to collaborate with Raekwon of Wu-Tang Clan and hip hop’s golden child, Justin Bieber. Well the track has dropped. It’s a remix of Justin’s song “Runaway Love” and is basically just a mash-up of “Runaway Love” and “Wu Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing Ta (eff)  Wit” by Wu-Tang, of course.

Heidi Klum in Marchesa…umm how many kids has she had?! Damn girl.

January Jones in Versace…love love! Favorite of the night.

Annnnd, Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen. Put in a good word with “Eric” for me girl. haha.

more pics here… www.eonline.com

Later.